MELBOURNE,S FEMALE COMICS
SUE WATTS
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Sues opening line sets the pace for the rest of here act " Look at my tits they're really big ones arn't they" and they are too trust me they are! Sue is actually a genuine bonafidee real type nurse whose work at various unnamed hospitals inspires many of here stories and bits, like the guy with the pen stuck in his penis and the reason he claims it got there! Apparently every thing from barbie dolls to tractor parts can be found in men's anuses if you look hard enough. Sues act isn't of course just about sick people who shove things up their bottoms, her observational humor comes across like a friendly slap in the face you know the kindly aunt't who's the family realist, she has the knack of making you look at things the way they really are. Then laugh at the fact you've tried to deny things the way they are. Professionalism of sues performance is next to brilliant, I've seen her at several gigs both good and bad, when she's hot she's hot kills every time another thing I like about Sues work is that she is not limited to a script here ad-libbing is spot on she takes what ever the night offers and works it into her act.
For example I caught her one night at the star and garter she followed
another comedian who emphasized how pathetic his name is by a series of
hand claps, Sue got up and stole the show by using the same hand clapping
and emphasized how pathetic Waynes name was again. it was a hoot. I was
lucky enough to catch her another time at the ESPY bad show but you wouldn't
have known it Sues command and stage presence was suburb. in short she
is an all round class act. after five years in the craft though I guess
you would have to be...
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